Me and a friend have a nice little chat.
We’re outside, he’s enjoying a beer and me, well, the typical, I’m having tea.
Unfortunately for him, his beer has been sitting in the sun and has gone warm.
Friend: …Ugh, warm beer tastes just like piss, Danni.
Me: Oh, really? I never pegged you as having a ‘Wetting’ kink.
Friend: 
Me:
